i wish someone looked at me the way i look at pizza
(via flannabananaa)
- me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever
Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’
I decided I would hack my first wi-fi
I put in ‘alohomora’
It worked
(Source: johngreenisokay, via end0rmi)
If you download music illegally in Jamaica
does that make you
A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN
(Source: akkles, via onedirectionwhore)
